Most effective advertising on earth....I want one.

Why are you even here? The Leather is too much Utilikilt for you. Heck it’s too much Utilikilt for men who are twice or perhaps even three times the man you are.

The Leather is the warmest, heaviest, most expensive, most amazingly badass, most go-to-a-bar-and-have-women-ask-to-touch-your-Utilikilt garment we offer. This baby isn’t for the meek. The Leather is for real men. Big men. Men who aren’t afraid to wear large swaths of cow around their waists. Men who take secret pleasure in making vegans and bovine activists cry.

The Leather is made of thick and heavy 3.5 oz. Motorcycle-Jacket grade leather.

We had to redesign our whole pleating system to get it to work with this gorgeous material. The results? This Utilikilt is undoubtedly better hung than you are.

The Leather features two front pockets like a pair of jeans, and they are about as big as those found on the Mocker. (Cavernous. You could fit coffee cups in there.) Additionally, the Leather has two patch pockets on the back with the black-on-black Utilikilts trinity logo. These pockets are flapless, fit tight against your butt, and work just like the back pockets on a pair of jeans.

Adjustability:

The Leather features two adjustable “floating” pleats, allowing you to tighten or loosen it up to 2 inches. Additionally, you can modify how tight the Leather is around your waist and butt and generally make it fit no matter how many beers or burritos you’ve gone through in a night.

That description is hilarious.

I still say I'm going to get me some of their products.

But damn they're pricey!

Oh, you got rid of my sig? I'm gonna cry now.
JK, it looks good, I like it.