Urban Ditionary

Well was on ubran dictionary and came across some funny definitions for things such as

2. fgsfds
A random character string which, through its slyness and intelligence, somehow managed to get past Urban Dictionary's screeners and now has several definitions.
fgsfds. Hey, I just put together some random characters and invented a word! Will Urban Dictionary accept it?



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This definition which almost made me a sad person

1. Rokos
In gaming terms, a rokos is another player who is so far beyond immaturity that they feel the need to talk above every other player near them to the point of ignorance. Most specifically in a forum situation. It is theorized that the origin of the word can be found on elementary school playgrounds, where nerdy pathetic children are often heckled and made fun of, resulting in them running home to their mommies. When said event occurred, caring mothers would have to tell their disgraceful child that other people are only mean to them because they really like them. As a result a rokos person is formed who begins to tell everyone else their opinion without being asked, spews ignorant blabber in such a way that people cannot help but call them out on their incorrectness, only to have said child claim they are the victor of a contest only they were having. One can find such players more commonly in MMORPG settings than anything, because they feel the anonymity of the internet is the best place to smear other players in order to make themselves feel better.
"FAIL. This thread delivers because all of you are talking about what a loser I am, that must mean you want to hang on my jock. Cry more!"
"Dude, don't be such a Rokos tool."

haha poor rokos. There are some interesting things ive seen on urban dictionary, many of which probably would not be appropriate to post. lol

However i do take credit for this one lol.

Haha, a ton of definitions for Mook.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mook

Kade

A type of person who does nothing wrong. never swears, litters or sins, Always smiling no matter what the occasion.
EG:

Jordan: Oh my god! you never litter! you're such a Kade!

I lol'd

Zul wrote:

Kade

A type of person who does nothing wrong. never swears, litters or sins, Always smiling no matter what the occasion.
EG:

Jordan: Oh my god! you never litter! you're such a Kade!

I lol'd

This is probably the polar opposite of Kade.

squib
People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.

Icelus wrote:

squib
People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.

And this is probably exactly what Squib is

Opposite of Mooks are Midriffs; oxymoronic innocent skanks who are modeled after Britney Spears.